My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.
I still say this was hilarious fuck you guys
THIS MAKES ME ANGRY IN MY LANGUAGE FEELS
The only thing I want in Avengers 2 is Cap picking up Thor’s hammer, totally unaware it should be impossible.
well, Mjolnir isn’t *heavy*. it just has an adjustable inertia so it can give the illusion of immense mass. if it felt Cap should be able to… Cap would be able to.
This makes me want to cry.
Same here, buddy. Same here.
holy shit it’s actually not a subversion for once
is it a bit telling that the subversions are far more common than the original? I think it’s a bit telling.
nothing makes a gamer more nervous than when the game autosaves in a seemingly harmless location
"this is an awfully convenient collection of healing items"
"why is all this ammo here"
"where did all the enemies go"
"This room has rather a lot of wide, open space in it."
"The music stopped suddenly."
"No, there it is."
"….That’s an awful lot of bass."
"Why did that door icon just turn No Open Red?"
IT’S RAINING AND THERE ARE SO MANY WORMS ON THE SIDEWALK AND THEY ARE SO GROSS AND FREAKY AND THEY STRETCH AND WHAT THE FUCK EVEN ARE WORMS WHY ARE THEY SO HORRIBLE AND WHY ARE THEY EVERYWHERE IM GONNA CRY
if you walk on the grass you won’t be able to tell if you’re walking on any
Then they’ll be ninja worms >.>
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MAKING HER FEEL BETTER NOT WORSE
I’M SORRY YOU SHOULD CARRY HER OR DEVELOP HOVER SHOES
YOU NEED THE FEATHERWALK BOOTS FROM oOt